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Post by Skynet on Jun 21, 2009 22:18:33 GMT -5
“Then I ain't turning my back on you for a second,” Bud snickered. “Say, fairy-boy, are we cornered? I think they got us cornered.” He wobbled a little, but managed to clamber to his feet and give Gray a hearty clap on the back. Then Bud looked at the tiny window in the back of the storeroom. He squinted for a second, trying to gauge if his bulk would fit through it. His conclusion: affirmative. “Let's make like a fuckin' tree, my good man. I get just a teeny bit claustrophobic in shitholes like this.”
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Post by Shiro on Jun 22, 2009 6:42:43 GMT -5
Gray looked up at him and grinned vividly, "I like you, Tiny. 'N yeah, they sorta got our asses in a bind." He followed the man's eyes to the window and smiled, "Yeah, man, there we go... You go first, I'll push..." He snickered and took a glance over his shoulder at Rambo. He motioned with a quick jab of his thumb over his shoulder at him, "Should we take this dude?"
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Post by Skynet on Jun 22, 2009 17:38:59 GMT -5
“He looks like he's doing an OK job on his own...” Bud grunted, diving headfirst into the window. “Oh fuck,” he said, rubbing his head mournfully. “Gotta open the damn thing first.” So he broke the window with a might kick of his boot and scrambled into the opening. “Yeah, it's gonna be a tight fit,” Bud muttered. He wriggled a bit, but he was good and stuck.
“Goddam beer belly. Goddam hamburgers. Goddam me not joining a gym,” he raged quietly. “Help me out, son, but you better keep away from my asshole!”
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Post by Shiro on Jun 22, 2009 21:51:11 GMT -5
Gray smirked and flicked two fingers off his forehead, "Aye, aye, captain."
He dropped his bat and surveyed this situation for a minute, trying not to snicker. I can only push him in so many places... ass, crotch, or knees. He shrugged and grabbed the man's knees and pushed them together before taking a step back and leaning on them as hard as he could, pushing with all his might. Through gritted teeth a strained voice called out, "You movin' yet?"
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Post by Skynet on Jun 24, 2009 0:14:09 GMT -5
Bud twisted, grimacing as he went. “Sort of...” He wriggled through slowly and painfully and managed to just barely avoid landing on his face. “Your turn!”
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Post by Tanjuu on Jun 24, 2009 0:22:43 GMT -5
Meanwhile, the clip of ammunition in Sergei's AK47 had just run dry, evidenced by the lack of dying infected in front of him. He allowed his concentration to dissipate for only a brief second to see where the ass pirate and the fat man had gotten to, right out the window.
Shit. Not going to fit through that, fire exit's the next best thing.
Noticing that one had gotten a little too close for comfort, Sergei pierced its head with the end of his weapon and made for what he assumed would be the exit.
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Post by Shiro on Jun 24, 2009 7:07:56 GMT -5
Gray placed his hand out of the window and began to pull himself up before gasping and dropping from the window to turn around and get it back. He pushed the rusted metal weapon through the opening of the window and sighed with satisfaction before trying to pull himself through again, "Grab my arms and pull, hombre."
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Post by Skynet on Jun 25, 2009 19:49:14 GMT -5
Bud snatched Gray's wrists and tugged, sweating with the effort... Not that the kid was that heavy, but it was sort of an awkward angle. And Bud was starting to feel all kinds of aches and pains now that he was sobering up and the adrenaline was wearing off. He started to perspire. After a minute, he felt something give...
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Post by Shiro on Jun 25, 2009 22:40:28 GMT -5
"Aw fuck!" Gray grimaced and wriggled a little to pull himself through-- but now his ass was stuck.
"Fuck my voluptuous ass." He smirked up at the large drunk man, "It's friggan stuck. Just pull and maybe it'll..." He started laughing, hard, unable to finish the sentence.
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Post by Skynet on Jul 1, 2009 17:56:00 GMT -5
"If I can make it though with alla this," Bud gestured to himself, "Then your skinny ass oughta have nooooo problem. What have you been eating anyways?" He gave one more mighty tug and then...
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Post by Shiro on Jul 1, 2009 20:58:20 GMT -5
...and then Gray was pulled loose and into Bud's arms. He stood and brushed himself off before turning and taking his bat into his hand. He turned back around and smiled up at Bud, "Ok, lets get the fuck outta here."
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Post by Skynet on Jul 2, 2009 17:40:26 GMT -5
“And go where?” Bud asked. “You ever been on a Harley?” He threw an arm around Gray's shoulders and set off on a brisk walk toward where his bike was parked. Better not to draw attention to themselves, at least until they could make it to his wheels.
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Post by Shiro on Jul 2, 2009 18:28:40 GMT -5
Gray's face lit up with a grin that said, "I love you more and more each minute." He followed the other hastily to the bike, keeping quiet so that they could remain as stealthy as a fat chopper-head and a spastic teenage hormone kabob could be.
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Post by Skynet on Jul 3, 2009 22:59:49 GMT -5
When they came across the Harley, Bud's mouth dropped open. The frame was dented, the engine pulled almost off of the bike, and the tired were shredded into long strings of black rubber. His eyes grew damp.
“Those fucking assholes!” he screamed, pounding his fist hard against a tree. “What the hell are we supposed to do now?”
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Post by Tanjuu on Jul 4, 2009 0:05:26 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Sergei was having a little bit of trouble working the fire exit.
"What kind of asshole locks a fire exit?" He asked himself aloud, wrenching on the multiple locks in an attempt to destroy them. Suddenly, the everpresent horde began to pick up the pace and broke into a charge for the Russian.
"Chyort voz'mi!" Sergei shouted, before forgoing all attempts to unlock the door and merely kicked the door down. Bursting out into the alleyway, he ran for the road.
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